I Love Her (because Chris Harrison instructed me to)

I just saw a promo for the new season of "The Bachelor". This season's schmo (er, bachelor) just went on the record saying that he KNOWS that one of these 25 women is his WIFE. He knows it. He GUARANTEES it. Despite overwhelming evidence from the last 34 seasons (that they've managed to jam into a 3 year time span) with nary a marriage, this jonah thinks he's a LOCK to find his WIFE on THE BACHELOR. In a way, I'm envious. This guy is still a believer in true love (within the context of reality television). I, on the other hand, will continue to be a believer in deli meats (and witchcraft).