Gaining Weight without Exercise--Ramblings from the Kaplan Trio

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Since I have exhausted my DVR and memorized every episode of Barefoot Contessa; (I officially know how to make a gratin out of everything fr...

1. Electrocute yourself 2. Stand in front of the dishwasher during the dry cycle 3. Fart in tight pants 4. Fill a spray bottle with boiling...

Another Winter in Chicago is once again upon us. And by us, I mean me . So what does this winter season mean for ME? Well, it means the ine...

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I just saw a promo for the new season of "The Bachelor". This season's schmo (er, bachelor) just went on the record saying tha...

Diet Canada Dry. The mere mention of it makes my mouth water (in a good way). Cold (if refrigerated in advance, otherwise, not cold)*, effer...

During the week I get a lot of my financial and industry news from the CBS Marketwatch website. Today I noticed that their stock ticker is ...

As mentioned in my sister/associate's earlier post from this week, we have received news that Dudley was never confirmed dead and is pre...

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It is never a good sign when you're calling the person you look up to and whom you hold in the highest regard, a whore. Luckily, even th...

I've been sharing a bed with Moses Malone. This would make me Kareem Abdul Jabbar. And every night we box out and fight for position lik...

The last few months since my father in law became ill, my wife and I have been driving back and forth from Chicago to Toledo at least a coup...

Last May, I said aloha (in the goodbye sense) to my corporate job and decided to go back to school and take on the oh-so highly coveted posi...