15 Snuggie Alternatives and Other Practical Ways to Save on Heat

1. Electrocute yourself

2. Stand in front of the dishwasher during the dry cycle

3. Fart in tight pants

4. Fill a spray bottle with boiling water and mist

5. Set yourself on fire

6. Arrange a group hug with your neighbors

7. Eat a hot dish

8. Cut a regular blanket into the shape of a robe

9. Borrow an electric blanket from your bubbe (if you know what a bubbe is)

10. Make a headband out of aluminum foil and lay under a halogen lamp

11. Purchase a used windbreaker

12. Do the running man

13. Warm yourself with a hairdryer

14. Grow a beard

15. Gain 20 pounds